11/20/2011 Topics: Rick Perry offers to "Bump" Herman Cain, Another Dead Satellite Plummeting, Supercommittee Not so Super Anymore

In one of the many awkward moments on Tuesday's Republican debate, Rick Perry announced that he will introduce his own tax plan that will rival Herman Cain's 9-9-9 plan and told him "I'll bump plans with you brother" (about his rival plan, the "Flat Tax" See the clip here --

In a related story, Herman Cain said after Rick Perry bumps his plan, Cain's plan will file a sexual harassment lawsuit against Perry's plan!



In space news, yet another of a recent series of dead Satellites will be plummeting toward Earth. It's an old 2.4 ton German satellite that is expected to crash as early as Friday. According to German experts, approximately 1.6 tons of satellite debris, consisting primarily of up to 30 large glass and ceramic fragments, could survive the journey through the atmosphere and reach the Earth's surface.

Today the broken down satellite was seen rocketing towards earth and the observer couldn't help but notice that the German satellite was van shaped with a "VW" logo on the front. It also had smoke bellowing out the sides with Jerry Garcia inside!



In other news, the Republican and Democrat "Super Committee" is making Capitol hill nervous this week as their pending deadline is approaching for getting a deficit reduction agreement. Yeah, remember them? The group that was named after the last crisis? The group came out this week and said they would be changing their name to the
"Do Just Enough not to get Fired Committee!"

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