In a related story, Olive Garden restaurants have changed their slogan from “When you’re here, you’re family” to “What’s tha matta, you gotta problem? I’LL GIVE YOU A F^@%!NG PROBLEM!”
This week it was learned that Apple’s new iPhone 4S will have an app called Siri that uses artificial intelligence and several databases to give intelligent answers to your questions. Some examples of answers are, when you tell Siri: “You’re a poop” It quickly answers “I guess you’re not happy.” If you ask for drugs it recommends the closest treatment centers and perhaps most helpful, when you ask for a “happy ending” it shows you the nearest massage places.
In a related story lawyers everywhere are starting to offer legal assistance to those who have been wrongfully misguided by an iPhone 4S.
In just seven weeks, Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry has gone from the frontrunner to the underdog with political pundits citing his lack of debate skills with his difficulty forming intelligible sentences much less clear political arguments.
Just this week Rick Perry was asked in a conversation with a major newspaper why his campaign has swung so dramatically from high to low and he responded “Well, you see, in Texas we aint the greatest debaters. As a matter a fact, we like to call ourselves uniters. I wanna be a uniter, not a divider, just like my pal G-dubya!” Shortly that after Governor Perry was known to have visited the Bush Ranch for a cocktail and quail that they shot just before eating it.
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