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Saturday, December 3, 2011
How I Predicted Herman Cain Getting Out of Presidential Race - Video
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Herman Cain Suspends His Presidential Race
I blogged it on 12/2/2011 at this blog post!!! That's right I could sense that this was a big announcement 1 day before because all the evidence added up to Herman Cain getting out of the presidential race due to him unwilling to answer questions because "my lawyer advised me not to." His sexual affair with Ginger White proved to be too big of an obstacle to the presidency, now he says he's moving on to plan B, lol!
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BREAKING NEWS: My Prediction was Correct! (I blogged it on 12/3/2011) Herman Cain Suspends his Presidential Bid!
Source: Associated Press
So it appears I was correct!!! Herman Cain made an said earlier in the week that he would make an announcement on today. I blogged on 12/2/2011 (View My Original Blog Post Here) that I believed that Herman Cain would bow out of the Republican presidential race due to mounting sexual misconduct allegations with his alleged mistress Ginger White. There was an eye opening interview that she gave on MSNBC that I posted. In that video she was very candid and believable in her answers about their alleged affair for 13 years involving sex and money he had given her. In that video it was the evidence was getting larger he said that when asked about the affair that he couldn't comment because his lawyer advised him not to.
I knew this was bad. It's not normal for a presidental candidate to say his lawyer advised him not to speak. Then it was clear that Herman 999 Cain was in trouble. Sure enough today he announced that he is suspending his presidential campaign. I just knew it! It is bittersweet though. As Herman suspends his bid, he was so fun to blog about with his emphatic 9-9-9 plan and his alleged sexual misconduct. Thank you Mr. Cain for giving us an entertaining few months, I wish you all the best on Fox News which is undoubtedly where you will end up! This is most likely the "Plan B" he talks about in his speech.
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Friday, December 2, 2011
BREAKING NEWS: Will Herman Cain Announce Getting out of the Race Tomorrow? (12/3/2011) Cain says "My lawyer told me not to comment on Ginger White"
Breaking News - An intriguing interview of Herman Cain's alleged lover of 13 years speaks about text messages, sex, and more details of their relationship according to her. According to her:
Ginger White---
"He flew me to Palm Springs California"
"He is just telling parts of the truth"
"He always gave me money in cash"
"Travel was involved, and sex was involved, I would never lie about that"
When asked how much money Herman Cain gave Ginger White money he said:
Herman Cain---
"My lawyer told me not to comment on this"
Sounds Guilty to me Herman!
Good luck on your speech tomorrow... 12/3/2011 and with your wife. Will this mean the end of the Herman Cain in the 2012 presidential race? We'll See
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Funny Video of Herman Cain Trying to Distract Us from His Sex Scandal Allegations
New! Herman Cain is trying to distract us all from his recent sex scandal allegations with this funny video! This is a hilarious viral video with clips of Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain spliced with another person doing his voice and interchanging the words. Already has over 1,000,000 hits in 2 days! The voice over has him saying hilarious phrases like warning against "big potato moths" and he recommends we "throw out the good guys' coal." The maker must be a lip reader because it matches the clips of Herman Cain talking perfectly talking about anything but his recent sex scandal allegations! So Funny!
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Herman Cain's Brain Fart on Libya!
Yesterday Herman "Pizza Boy" Cain had two 10 second brain farts when asked about if he agreed or not with how Obama handled the Libya conflict, a very specific question. He pauses, for an uncomfortably long time after being asked and then stalls while he tries to remember if Libya was the country with Muammar Gaddafi or if he was confusing it with another country with a tyrant. He then finally, emphatically responds "SPECIFICALLY, what are you asking me?" Hilarious!
He also said that as the president he would have listened to everything congress and the military leaders had to say, and then he alone would make the decision. Hmm, not sure if we want a Pizza CEO in office. But it's okay Herman, you're only human. We all have brain freeze from time to time. But next time do please do some more research on the middle east. We need a president that can do more than just balance the finances.
He also said that as the president he would have listened to everything congress and the military leaders had to say, and then he alone would make the decision. Hmm, not sure if we want a Pizza CEO in office. But it's okay Herman, you're only human. We all have brain freeze from time to time. But next time do please do some more research on the middle east. We need a president that can do more than just balance the finances.
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