11/20/2011 Topics: Rick Perry offers to "Bump" Herman Cain, Another Dead Satellite Plummeting, Supercommittee Not so Super Anymore

In one of the many awkward moments on Tuesday's Republican debate, Rick Perry announced that he will introduce his own tax plan that will rival Herman Cain's 9-9-9 plan and told him "I'll bump plans with you brother" (about his rival plan, the "Flat Tax" See the clip here --

In a related story, Herman Cain said after Rick Perry bumps his plan, Cain's plan will file a sexual harassment lawsuit against Perry's plan!



In space news, yet another of a recent series of dead Satellites will be plummeting toward Earth. It's an old 2.4 ton German satellite that is expected to crash as early as Friday. According to German experts, approximately 1.6 tons of satellite debris, consisting primarily of up to 30 large glass and ceramic fragments, could survive the journey through the atmosphere and reach the Earth's surface.

Today the broken down satellite was seen rocketing towards earth and the observer couldn't help but notice that the German satellite was van shaped with a "VW" logo on the front. It also had smoke bellowing out the sides with Jerry Garcia inside!



In other news, the Republican and Democrat "Super Committee" is making Capitol hill nervous this week as their pending deadline is approaching for getting a deficit reduction agreement. Yeah, remember them? The group that was named after the last crisis? The group came out this week and said they would be changing their name to the
"Do Just Enough not to get Fired Committee!"

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11/13/2011 Topics: Netflix, Herman Cain, Occupy Wall Street

On Monday, Netflix announced they are scrapping their plans to split their dvd and streaming services apart citing customer outrage with the proposed change. Their CEO Reed Hastings said in a blog post today:

“We are going to keep Netflix as one place to go for streaming and DVDs.
This means no change: one website, one account, one password… in other words, no Qwikster.”

What he’s really saying is there will now be one website, one account, one password… in other words, no Reed Hastings!


During an interview this week the former Godfather's Pizza CEO Republican candidate Herman Cain said food and clothing would not be exempt from his famous 9-9-9 plan stating that it’s fair for a poor person to pay the same amount of tax for groceries as he does.
In another inverview Mr. Cain tried to sell his plan by saying “My 9-9-9 plan is simple, implement a 9% sales tax, a 9% flat tax on personal income, and a 9% smaller large pizza for the same price for America!


This week Kanye West crashed the Occupy Wall Street protests. Is this really what they needed? An organizer from the 3 week old movement camping out near the New York financial district was quoted as saying “Just what we need, someone that’s more full of sh*t than we smell like!”

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